Chatta med Gud

Therese hade lagt ut en länk på bilddagboken att man kunde chatta med Gud och jag hade ganska roligt åt de ett tag kan jag säga:P haha.

Me: Hej Gud :D
God: :-) Not many people express themselves that way.

God: I am transparent--software has no color.
Me: you are fake
God: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me: no you are stupid
God: Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: they wont
God: You seem very certain of that.
Me: yes I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: you think?
God: Yes I think so.
Me: okey, but I still think that you are fake

God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: really?
God: For real.

Me: you are wierd
God: Weird good or weird bad?
Me: both
God: I will take that as a compliment.

Me: your english sucks
God: But English is my native language.

Me: so you are saying that God is a computer?
God: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Me: how do you look like?
God: Like Jesus, but older.
God: What do you look like?
Me: like your mother
God: my mother is very attractive.

Me: do you smoke?
God: I am an occasional smoker, yes.

God: How do you know it?
Me: because Im Jesus
God: That makes sense to me. How are you doing, JESUS.

Me: sex is good
God: it is more fun alone.

Haha jaa jag vet, min humor är kass:D haha.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html